The Great Chicago Blizzard of 2012

"Increasingly I am coming to associate the color white with madness, with sheer blanched out craziness, with snow on the ground and cars skidding and hobos hobbling through the pale sludge."

The Chicago area is getting its first appreciable snowfall  today and the weather prophets are broadcasting ‘DOOM!” on every channel. I’ve already butchered the neighbors’ cats, dried the meat and made gloves out of their hides. (The were small cats and I have big hands.)

Things look grim and are getting worse by the minute. If you don’t hear from me, I’m either dead or gone wild with Snow Madness.

Pray for us . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

(photo and quote from this  fine page.)

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One Response to The Great Chicago Blizzard of 2012

  1. deg says:

    sux. fired. u.

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