"Reach out and WHAT?! Ewwwww . . . . "

Publishers, movie studios, venture capitalists, rich relatives, sugar mammas, freewheeling lunatics with scads of  cash, their agents or representatives are welcome — nay, encouraged! — to contact me at the address below. Just be sure to take out all the spaces and convert uppercase letters to lowercase.

Fear and Loathing of the Undead AT gmail dot com