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“The only way to do it is to take the bull by the horns — go to the mat with this scum!”

(Fear and Loathing of the Undead is a work of fiction and a parody. The necessity of this disclaimer is a monument to a nation of sue-happy killjoys and a testament to our withered sense of humor, but here it is. And so . . . the people, places, organizations, and events portrayed are a product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.)

Greetings and welcome to the home of Fear & Loathing of the Undead.

 

Though the first four chapters are posted and ready for reading, the overall site is still in the throes of construction. Doubts run high that we’ll ever be completely done, so you’ll have to bear with us when things change or occasionally fly off the rails.

If it’s your first time here, please be sure to hit the LEGAL CRAP page at some point. It explains a lot.

Fear & Loathing of the Undead will leave an impression, leave you with something to saypositive, negative, or otherwise. Intelligent criticism and discourse are always valued. But that doesn’t mean you have to be nice and, really, I don’t have any feelings to hurt, so say whatever you want.*

I’m still trying to divine the mysteries of WordPress. In lieu of a discussion board, there is, for now, a separate COMMENTS page just waiting for you to post your two cents.

Speaking of cents: There is no charge to read Fear and Loathing of the Undead. Enjoy the posted chapters and all the current and upcoming site content for free. Be sure to tell your friends.

Howeverif you like the story or the writing (or both) please consider clicking over to the GIVE TO THE CAUSE page to throw a few bucks in the kitty. Every donation goes a long way to keeping me off the streets and in front of my computer, finishing the tale sooner than later.

Thanks in advance for reading, your comments, and any funds you may send along. All are greatly appreciated.

Enjoy.

Bradley James Weber

*Naturally, ‘say whatever you want’ excludes ads for Rol-esque watches, V1@grA, and Russian mail-order bridesas well as any kind of trolling or pimping of products or services deemed unsuitable to this site. Also, personal attacks and general assholery will not be permitted. I am the sole judge on this. Appeals will be heard if, and only if, they are well-written and arrive with a substantial+untraceable cash donation. No checks, please.

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